I read this out of curiosity, though this is not anything I am usually interested in. There were some truly entertaining bits (some of the "greedy" and "sweet" bits worked for me), but the writing and grammar and lack of editing was just as nutso as quite a few folks have pointed out. And the characters, wow. The Ditz and the Knuckledragger. If this is an alpha hero, then I am definitely all about the beta. All the pushing and crowding and neck grabbing and ordering around drove me batty, esp. because it was in every frickin' scene.